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Giant spider attacks Vancouver

The Amazing Spider-Cam

It's a spider, man!

A giant spider is attacking Vancouver! Run! Run for your liiiiiives!

Wait, what?

Oh.

Right. I see.

So, no cause for alarm, then.

Sorry.

(This one comes via Global BC's Facebook page, thanks to my friend and Trending Now co-host Yuliya Talmazan. I'm told the spider's name is Boris.)

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