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What We Saw at the Closing Ceremonies of the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games

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What we saw at the Closing Ceremony of the 2010 Games was very different than what we saw in the Opening Ceremony

 

 In retrospect, the Opening Ceremonies seem overwrought. Tonight, on the other hand seemed as light as the atmosphere in the streets of Vancouver were after Canada took the gold medal in hockey today---maybe too light.

 

We saw Neil Young, Avril Lavigne, Nickelback and Alanis Morissette perform. 

 

We heard an orchestra and saw ballet from Sochi, Russia, a city of 400,000 and the site of the 2014 Winter Games. The performance was inspiring and conveyed historical and cultural refinement and sophistication that was utterly lacking in the rest of the programme.

 

Five Olympic champions, a World champion hockey star, a top supermodel, a world-class soprano, a globally revered conductor, children and ‘Zorbs’ – giant spheres like snow globes, maneuvered by performers inside  were part of the show that marked the Olympic Flag Handover to Sochi.

 

For the first time in an Olympic Handover ceremony, digital technologies connected the audience in Vancouver to Sochi and the Russian capital, Moscow, sharing the celebratory atmosphere across time and space.

 

At the end of the ceremony, the crowd simultaneously held up red, white and blue twinkling snow globes, representing the Russian colours, and demonstrating Sochi 2014’s intention to involve people from all cultures and backgrounds.

 

Moments before the show, Mayor Gregor Robertson handed the Mayor of Sochi, Anatoly Pakhomov the Olympic Flag in front of a capacity crowd and thousands of winter sports athletes from around the world. This officially marked the moment when Sochi became the Host City for the next Olympic Winter Games.

 

We heard a stodgy John Furlong murder the French language, but at least we heard him speak it.

 

There was still a noticeable lack of Asians represented in the Closing Ceremonies, but there was a great deal more representation by the French. There were no First Nations performers, but there was a goofy, floating Moose and there were giant Canadian Mounties with bobbling heads. I'm not sure how to interpret that.

 

As usual, there were beautiful women showing lots of skin and some mediocre spoken word performances by guys who were chosen for reasons you have to wonder about. But, whatever.

 

 It was an apt closing to an event that infused the streets of Vancouver with celebration over a gold medal in men's hockey. Canada owned the podium, people were saying, when it came to gold medals--- and all of Canada was celebrating it seemed.

 

There were many ways to view the Closing Ceremonies. Inside BC Place, tickets went for more than a thousand dollars.

 

I was watching the Closing Ceremonies on the huge screen outside at the Vancouver LiveCity site at David Lam Park. When the ceremonies started, I wrote a friend who was watching the ceremonies live in BC Place: "Brilliant. So funny!"

 

 "Wow,"  he wrote back.

 

Then came the dancers with snowboards and the song about Vancouver. "Whao-oooo Van cooo ver."

 

The huge crowd at LiveCity were getting into the Vancouver song bigtime, but a commercial break cut it off. I wrote my friend at BC Place: "F**king commercials!"

 

"So cool inside. No commercials," he pinged.

 

"We the people are enjoying it, too," I pinged back. "But they're selling us stuff. Need a Big Mac?"

 

"We, the elite, are gaining about one degree of body heat per minute in our white ponchos," he answered.

 

"While we the people are cooling our asses on the sweet Vancouver ground."

 

My phone died at that point, and I settled in and enjoyed the show.  When John Furlong announced the Games were closed, a collective: "Nooooooo...." went through the crowd.

 

The lights from the caldron went out.

 

"Noooooo...."

 

Another commercial break. Afterwards, the CTV announcers said it was time for a concert.

 

BC Place rocked out.  I started home with my boys.

 

There were fireworks.

The fireworks were stunning.

They illuminated Vancouver.

One last time.

(10) Comments

eyesno March 1st 2010 | 3:15 PM
Wow indeed, Linda. Were we watching the same show? What you report here is not what *we* saw at all. We agree on one very important thing - the Russian portion of the program was ambitious, full of class, and indeed conveyed culture, history and the sort of large-scale elaborate presentation one might have expected while the world was visiting. John Furlong's French massacre aside, we started off on the right foot until Neil Young finished his song - and then something went horribly, horribly wrong. It became an unfunny, cliche-infested, poorly written, cringe-inducing, uncomfortable, gaudy, crass, festival of Canadian stereotypes which had absolutely nothing to do with true Canadian culture or good taste. And to those that would say it was 'tongue in cheek' - I would offer only a more pointed specification of which cheeks they might be referring to. It was bloody awful, Linda! Where was Hey Rosetta! - Canada's most exciting and culturally relevant rock act since the Tragically Hip? K-Os hasn't done anything interesting in years. Why not K'Naan - the man who is singlehandedly carving out a world-class name for Canadian hip hop with his culturally relevant artistry. He's about to go worldwide at the upcoming World Cup! Unknown french-Canadian nobodys singing cheesball melodramatic pap... Ugh! "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavine - are you kidding me?! Low-rent formula-rock redneck clones, Niclkleback?!... my god they're so 5 years ago and completely irrelevant as to be almost unworth parody! My hands were covering my face lest anyone associate me with this disgustingly poor representation of my country. Giant beavers... a table-top hockey game? My heart was sinking, Linda, my ears were bleeding, and my eyes were clenched shut as the world watched us depant ourselves and clumsily fumble over our own worst offerings. All we were missing was Celine Dion. And rumour has it, that's only because she did us the small mercy of declining. THAT is what *we* saw, Linda. THAT is what we saw.
Olivia Fermi March 1st 2010 | 4:16 PM

The best thing about yesterday was the sunny weather, the men's hockey gold and the post celebration all over Vancouver. Kind of makes the Olympics debt we have to pay for the next 10 or 20 years sort of bearable!

As for the Closing Ceremonies - except for the cute bit at the beginning spoofing the flame function, Russia's contribution was awesome. The rest - yes - I agree - embarrassingly bad. I won't remember it - I'll remember that women won hockey gold and a lot of other gold and maybe that's a kind of an f-u to the committee that wouldn't allow women's ski jumping in the Olympics. Were they scared?

Wow
bonasforza March 1st 2010 | 9:21 PM
Here we go again, lol, I guess being Canadian also means complaining . . . too bad though. I thought the show rocked! Everybody has different music preferences. Hey Rosetta? Is that some coffee art thingie?? Knaan, hrm, I heard of Naan restaurant on west 4th. No idea who are you even talking about. You get my point . . . I am happy that the Olympics are over so I dont have to listen to Canadians bitch and whine about everything related to this event. I think the article is great, it totally expressed this olympics, FUN, LAUGHTER AND BEING HAPPY! Oh btw, Celine had done thousands of Las Vegas shows . . . because she is loved worldwide, but of course, NOT IN HER HOMELAND!

Yeah, I know what you mean, Eyesno.  "We" saw a million different things that night and experienced it a million different ways.  When I woke up the morning after writing this piece, I started feeling more cynical about it. In retrospect, I probably took the easy way out in writing that article.  I can be very critical of stuff like this, but as an immigrant, I'm not always feeling like I'm the right one to say the king has no clothes on, particularly in a subjective situation like this and additionally, there is so much I don't know yet about Canada, particularly the Canada beyond Greater Vancouver.   I'm on a big learning curve. I agree with Olivia, too, who says she won't remember the Closing Ceremonies.  I'll remember what went wrong in the Opening Ceremonies and what it revealed to me about who is in and who is out. 

A word about the crowds earlier in the day...I had my kids with me on Robson and Granville after Canada won the 14th gold medal...It was euphoric, and it was scary at times.  There were moments when I felt like my kids could be crushed.  It was irrational but the crowd was so packed and there were moments when it went into a bottleneck situation and people just weren't watching out for each other anymore...there was a craziness to it that thankfully didn't become anything more than it was.  It had an edge---alcohol mixed with pumped up emotions....

Insiya Rasiwala-Finn's piece today hit home...

 

Targe March 2nd 2010 | 11:11 AM
I saw a ceremony that they re-wrote during the Olympics, to feature a hilarious poking fun segment on themselves. And then it went downhill... I saw James T. Kirk say 'Final Frontier'... I cringed and hunched my shoulders. I saw Michael J. Fox flush a cute tiny town down the toilet. Huh? I said. I saw Catherine O'Hara start a great SCTV scetch, then end it too soon and try stand-up. O Catherine! I saw a guy who supposedly worked with a French guy all Olympics absolutely massaquer his language and then mis-pronounce his name. What a class act! I saw 'sexy mounties'... great for adult Halloween in the bedroom, but closing ceremonies at the Olympics? I saw 'sexy maple leafs'. Did you notice their way too short tartan skirts flew up in their face every time they flapped their maple leaf 'wings'? Again, too trashy for this venue, someone in the ceremony committee obviously hangs out in a strip club. I saw giant inflatable beavers with menacing stares and huge black claws reaching out, obviously searching the stadium for Godzilla, oh what a titanic battle that would have been! And they could have mounted the mounties (get it?) on Monster Trucks! And! And! and I'm sounding like someone who threw together this car crash. Yes, the Russian performance was a bit hoity-doity nose in the air elitist, but hey it had CLASS! The orb-people was weirdo, but who cares, it was cool, and was done tastefully! If we had done it, the balls would have been on fire and had mounties inside and would have started a smash-up-derby. I get the tongue-in-cheek humour. Barely. What it said was, "Hey, World! This is what you think of us! Right? And guess what? YOUR RIGHT!!" Cue the athletes wearing hick redkneck sweaters! My only question is, Where the heck was Bob and Doug???
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linda March 2nd 2010 | 10:22 PM

And I'm laughing. You left out the part about peeing in the snow...

Um...

 
Erica Frank MD MPH March 3rd 2010 | 10:10 AM
Linda, and commenters -- the Closing Ceremonies were certainly a mixed bag. One piece I didn't see specifically addressed is that I wonder how female RCMPs felt about the sexy lady Mounties. Personally, I found it offensive.
happybunny March 11th 2010 | 7:07 AM
I am in total agreement. That is why I made this account.
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